🔍 What Is a Folding Milking Table?
The hand‑made glory‑hole style folding milking table is a sturdy, collapsible platform designed for both casual or intense play.
Its modular frame disassembles by loosening a few nuts, bolts and support beam no power tools needed so it folds flat for discreet, hassle‑free storage.
- Fully customizable - any color marine vinyl cover and any stained finish for the Hem‑fir wood frame.
- Flexible Sizing Options - 20 in, 24 in or 28 in wide
- Glory‑hole Integration: designed for both women and men, with unmatched crawl‑through clearance underneath for seamless entry.
This is the ideal furniture piece for anyone searching for a portable milking table, a foldable massage‑style platform, or a custom BDSM furniture piece that combines durability with elegant wood aesthetics.
💡 Product Highlight
- Portable, Easy‑to‑Store - Loosen a few bolts, nuts and support beams. The table folds flat for discreet storage, perfect solution when friends or family visit.
- Sturdy Hem‑fir Wood Frame with Stain Finish - Unlike many of the thin metal structure tables on the market, solid wood provides rock‑solid support and a warm aesthetic.
- Water‑Resistant, Skin‑Soft Comfort - 2‑inch marine vinyl cushions repel liquids, wipe clean effortlessly, makes it an ideal water‑resistant milking tables for liquid play.
- Easy Assembly & Double‑Platform Option - An optional second cushioned platform adds additional space for glory-hole style plays for more fun.
- Your Furniture, Your Style – Your furniture should echo your style. Choose any marine vinyl color and any color of frame stain.
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Beyond Customization - Wanting any additional foot rests, different heights or another cushion, or padded pieces? Message me and I can help you design it to your exact liking.
📏 Product Specification
- Dimensions - 72 inch x 20 inch x 30 inch (183 cm x 51 cm x 76 cm)
- Variations - 20 inch (51 cm), 24 inch (61 cm), 28 inch (71 cm)
- Color - (By default) Black Marine Vinyl & Wood Stain. Both can be customized upon request. Send me a message!
- Assembly & Shipment Handling - Some Assembly is required for assembly and disassembly. Digital Instructions Link will be sent out with shipping notification email.
- Shipment Handling - Table will arrive in two to three boxes, support beams ship in a separate longer box.
⏰ Order Processing Time
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10-12 Weeks - It will take roughly 4-8 weeks for your toys/furniture to be produced.
- More Accurate Processing Time? Please email me at info@darkmatter69.com or submit a Contact Me form via Shopify.
- Handcrafted + Made to order - All products sold by Darkmatter69 are made-to-order, hand-build by myself at my workshop in the order it was received.
🏆 Why Shopping w/ DM69 Furniture & Toys?
- 🪑 Trusted by 1600+ Customers since 2017 - Building kink-first, high-quality sex furniture since 2017, helping 1,600+ customers from Etsy, Ebay and now Shopify.
- 📦 Shop Confidently w/ Discrete Shipping - Your privacy matters. Furniture and toys are sold globally with discrete shipping, arriving in unmarked packages with no indication of contents inside.
- 🛠️ Highly Customizable - Elevate your plays with well-though tout furniture designed for every scene. Kinky ideas? We'll help you design and build.